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10 reasons why you should love Neil Hannon (based on his interviews, pictures, lyrics, etc.)
- His looks: young-cute, sk8rboy, sick-kurt cobain, super tiny human being, drunk on bath, normal, stupid punk, the best look!!!
- Neil Hannon’s hero: Jarvis Cocker
- not part of britpop parties, never was invited
- if you were a horse you’d clean the crap out of your stable and never once complain. is there any love song better than this? NO. check A Short Album About Love for details
- Super clever man, reads lots of books and made a song about all those authors. check The Booklovers
- Pretend to be clever, never read all those books
- his voice
- his face
- A Lady of Certain Age
- sticky out ears, enormous nose, over-bite, funny-shaped head, narrow shoulders, skinny legs, general lack of muscles
bonus reasons to look: owl, pop singer’s fear of the pollen count (personal reason), smile, CHARGE (!!!!), cuteness, we kissed and felt unconscious, headbanger, liam gallagher impression, keira knightley impression, when are we going drinking?
credits search: fuckyeahneilhannon, thepaulwellermovement, madbaggins, yourdaddyscar, neil hannon’s interviews on youtube, magazines, etc
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